[crickets chirping]
[matchstick sizzles]
[breathes heavily]
[snores]
[sighs]
[sniffs]
[urine trickling]
[groaning]
[sighs]
[bottle cap clanks]
[clicks tongue, sighs]
[door creaks open]
- [dog panting] - [man] There you go.
There you go.
[engine revs]
[sighs]
Okay. Okay.
[in soft voice] There we go.
[sniffles]
[engine revving]
[lively music playing on radio]
- [cashier] Dry enough for ya? - Oh, yeah, it's fine.
- [cashier] How's Tilly? - [man] She's Tilly.
- Anything else for you today? - Nah, that's it..
- All right. - [cash register beeping]
[man] How ya doing, Ryan?
[kid imitates plane]
[indistinct chatter]
[intercom beeps]
[announcer on PA] May I have your attention, please?
For those passengers
traveling on Great Lakes Airlines Flight 2951
with service to Denver,
um, currently, that aircraft has mechanical delays in Denver...
[sighs]
[engine revving]
[engine whirring]
[crows cawing]
[sighs]
[clicks tongue]
[sighs]
[tapping]
[breathing heavily]
[snoring]
Hello?
[knocking]
Uncle Erwin?
[knocking]
Hello?
[thumping]
Whoa. [groans]
- Sorry. - [Erwin] Um...
[Erwin clears throat, coughs]
Hey.
So, uh...
You, you're Andie?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
You, you look, uh, you look very different.
Could barely walk last time I saw you.
I totally remember that.
Well, get in.
[Andie] Where should I put my...
[Erwin] Throw it on the back.
[metal clanking]
- [Andie sighs] - [clanks]
["Julie" by Joe West and the Sinners playing]
[Andie grunts]
♪ I want my milk And I want it now ♪
♪ I want my milk ♪
♪ My cereal and milk ♪
♪ I want my milk ♪
♪ And I want it now ♪
♪ I want my Jell-O And I want it now ♪
♪ I want my Jell-O Green Jell-O, yellow Jell-O ♪
♪ I want my Jell-O ♪
♪ And I want it now ♪
[Andie] It's kinda flat.
[Erwin] Yup.
[Andie] I mean, I guess L.A. is pretty flat.
Have you ever been there...
to L.A.?
[Erwin] Nope.
Erwin, can we listen to some music?
- What's that? - Can we listen to some music?
Oh. Uh, no.
[clanking]
["Julie" by Joe West and the Sinners playing]
[Erwin] That dog there is named Little Bastard.
Watch out for him. He's a humper.
- [clanks] - [keys jangle]
[groans]
[Erwin] Mind the weeds.
[door creaks open]
[door closes]
[suitcase clatters]
[Andie] A nice place.
Your Aunt Tilly inherited this land
from your mother's father, Spud McQuester.
She's sick, right?
Yeah, she got cancer. Come on.
Where is she?
[Erwin] She's at Rochester.
You mean she's not here?
No, she's not here.
Well, is she coming back?
[Erwin] Yeah, yeah. She's coming back.
Why are you here?
Well, the place don't run itself.
Come on.
[Erwin] Come on.
[Andie] So, it's just you and me?
[Erwin] Yeah, until she gets back from the hospital.
If I were that cancer, I'd be scared.
- Cozy. - Yeah.
Wait, is there enough service?
Uh, oh, no. We got a track phone that works up on the hill.
What about Wi-Fi?
No, ain't no Wi-Fi.
Well, is there any AC?
[Erwin] No, there's no AC.
Princess.
[sighs deeply]
- [thuds] - [coughs]
- [thumps] - [Andie coughs]
[blows air]
[clanking]
Hmm.
I'm kind of on a veggie kick.
Well, beans are vegetables.
You know, I don't remember you at all.
I remember you.
You were little Tater Tot.
Four years old, running around all naked...
with a big ol' bucket of water.
Then, you'd fill her up, and...
pour it on people you didn't like.
You'd say "I don't like you",
and you'd pour water all over 'em.
Did I pour it on you?
Not your Aunt Tilly. You kept her dry.
Every year, since I was like...
one, she sent me five dollars in a card.
- Hm. - For Arbor Day.
Yeah, she liked trees.
[Erwin sighs] So...
why are you here?
Have you ever been to rehab?
[Andie] I can take this farm any day.
Rehab's for puckered folk.
[Little Bastard barking in distance]
[clangs]
[Little Bastard barks, whimpers]
[loud knocking on door]
[Erwin] Shake it loose!
[Andie in soft voice] I wanna sleep.
[Erwin] Five minutes!
[Andie groans]
[door opens]
- [splashes] - [Andie yelps]
- [pail clanks] - [coughs]
[gasping]
[engine revving]
[Erwin] Hold the wheel.
Thank you.
[Erwin] All right, now. What are we doing?
Um...
- hollowing the fence? - [Erwin] Yup.
Driving the line. Why?
So the animals can't escape?
And they never do on my watch,
cause I drive the line.
You eat, you sleep, you piss...
you drive the line.
Drive the line.
[creaking]
Go on, open up the gate.
[cows mooing]
[sighs, grunts]
[Erwin] Come on! Quit playing!
- [snake hissing] - Shit! Snake! Snake!
[screaming] Fuck!
[snake hissing]
[thuds]
[grunting]
[thuds]
[grunts]
[hissing stops]
Holy shit.
[Erwin] You okay?
[pants]
[metal clanks]
[Erwin] Come on!
[truck door opens]
[truck door closes]
[gasping]
[panting]
[sighs]
[sobbing]
[Andie whimpering]
[engine revs]
[sobs]
Close the gate.
[sniffles]
[slams door]
[soft country music playing]
Here you go.
Beans again.
[sniffs]
Where's the water?
[Erwin] Did you bring any?
I brought beer.
I'm parched.
[Erwin] Bet you won't be tomorrow.
[clanks, clatters]
Fuck!
[can scraping]
[Erwin] All right.
[engine starts, revs]
[utensils clattering]
Eat that up.
Don't you have any veggies here?
Like, from the farm?
This ain't a farm. It's a ranch.
Eat it up.
I'm not gonna eat this shit. [scoffs]
You gotta stay here at the table until it's finished.
You understand?
[Erwin snorts]
[faint music playing from TV]
[Erwin snoring]
[door opens]
Puppy.
Come here, puppy.
- Oh, good boy. - [Little Bastard whines]
[whimpering]
[continues whimpering]
[barking]
[country music playing]
[sighs]
[beer sloshing]
[blows air]
[sighs heavily]
[door creaks]
[sighs]
[engine revving]
[cows mooing]
[clangs]
[clanking]
[groans]
[sighs]
[water sloshing]
[beer can opens]
[sighs]
[flies buzzing]
[door thuds]
[door creaking]
[loud knocking on door]
[door creaks, thuds]
[sighs]
[door opens]
[door closes]
[approaching footsteps]
[Erwin] You!
What the fuck?
[grunts]
What the fuck?
What the fuck are you doing, you fucking psycho?
- [Andie] What is wrong with you? - Watch your tongue, girl!
- Fuck you! - Hey!
- Fuck you! - Go to your room!
Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit asshole!
- Go to your room! - Fuck...
you!
[panting]
You're here, child.
And no matter how much you stick in my craw,
I am the king,
I am the queen,
I'm General George S. freaking Patton,
and I'm God.
And you are, and will always be...
Tater Tot.
You know what? I do remember you.
You were a drunk then, and you're a fucking drunk now!
Oh.
Fuck.
[groans]
[grunting]
[sighs]
[knocking on door]
Go away.
[door opens]
[door closes]
[sighs]
[door squeaking]
[clanks, clatters]
I'm outta here.
Take me to the airport.
Take me to the airport!
[clanks]
[keys jangling]
This place is a black hole.
[luggage rattling]
[truck door closes]
[keys jangle]
[engine sputters]
[engine starts, revs]
[brakes squeaking]
[handbrake clicks]
[line ringing]
[sniffles]
[operator] Your call has been forwarded
to an automated voice messaging system.
Um, Mom? It's me.
I, uh...
I just, I can't...
I don't know. Just get me home, okay?
Can you please just get me out of here?
I'm driving to the airport. I need you to buy me a ticket,
so, just call me back.
[dramatic music]
[phone buzzing]
[sighs]
[foreboding music]
Motherfucking fuck!
Fuckers!
Fuck!
[engine idling]
[door opens]
[approaching footsteps]
[door closes]
[calm music]
[Andie yawning]
[groans]
[sniffles]
- [urine trickling] - [Andie sighs]
[sniffles]
[rapid approaching footsteps]
[Andie] What the fuck? Get out!
- Get fucking out! - [door closes]
[Erwin groans]
- [grunting] - [urine trickling]
[Erwin groans]
[sighs]
[exhales heavily]
[water sloshing]
[lawnmower clanks, rattles]
[lawn mower sputters]
[engine rumbling]
[engine sputters, stops]
Motherfucker.
Right, there's cheese, and that there's bread.
[Erwin] Put them together, put them on a skillet...
grilled cheese sandwiches.
Well, get at it.
[door opens, closes]
[Erwin] There you go, Bastard.
- [Little Bastard panting] - [Erwin] Yeah, yeah.
[Erwin snickers]
[Erwin] Oh, yeah.
[Andie] How are you still alive?
How do you not know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich?
[crunching]
Why don't my mom and Tilly get along?
Land.
Your Aunt Tilly got all this.
Your ma and your Uncle Carl only got...
only got crumbs.
And when I told Mom
that I'd rather come here than go to rehab,
she, like, freaked out.
Her face wadded up into a ball.
[beer can fizzes]
And, of course, my mom's always been a bitch.
[both chuckle]
[sniffing]
[engine revving]
[Erwin] Do you know that we're, uh...
we are miles from the center of North America?
They did Dances with Wolves a couple of miles from here.
You know, your Aunt Tilly was an extra on that shoot.
Played an Indian.
I mean, she's white,
but she's just in the background.
She tans up pretty good.
- [boy] Attack, motherfuckers! - [gasps]
[Andie] Holy fuck!
Richie!
- What? That's shit? - [Erwin] Goddammit.
Get over here, boy!
[chuckles] [Richie] Yo, yo, yo.
My bad, boss man. [chuckles]
[Richie] My bad, my bad.
[Erwin] All right, knucklehead. That's my niece, Tater Tot.
- I warned you she'd coming. - Bonjour.
I'm Richie.
Andie.
Wow, you got some soft-ass skin.
I use lotion.
I do, too.
Oh, god.
[Erwin] Take a look at this.
What's that?
Oh, you dragon slayer, you.
- It's all yours, boy. - Hell, yeah.
I'm gonna skin this baby up, and fry it,
and it's c'est bon pour moi.
[Erwin] You're doing that Rosie's Rocks, then.
It's fucking Rosetta Stone, crow's feet, and...
and yeah, I'm gonna sweet sing my way through Paris.
Oh.
[speaking French]
That was French, dude?
This is, you just crossed the line.
She a college girl.
- So many lines being crossed. - [man 2 whistles]
[scoffs] Hey!
[man 2 whistling]
[Richie] Stuntman, you remember how to talk to females, right?
I'm speaking with a lovely, young prospect at the moment.
Welcome to the suck.
Hey, uh, you got cow poo on your windshield.
[scoffs] [Erwin] Jackwagon.
There's a lot of testosterone in this place.
Somebody likes you.
[truck door closes]
Hardcore cringe.
[Stuntman] Did you get her number?
[Richie] I know where she lives. She can't hide.
[Stuntman laughs]
[lively music]
[Erwin] So, what kinda partying you kids do nowadays?
- [Andie] Partying? - When you go out,
what do you do?
I don't know. Drinking. Drugs.
[Erwin] No, no. The big one.
Drinking and drugs. That ain't new.
Robotripping.
Trip a what?
No, like, sipping on the syrup.
Just cough syrup.
Cough syrup? What happens next?
I don't know.
There's a lady following me around,
vacuuming up my words.
Like, letters of the alphabet just falling out of my mouth.
I had a heart-to-heart with a plastic cup.
Well, kids should drink more beer.
- [saw rasping] - [Erwin] Come on, girl. Come on.
- [Erwin] What do you got? - [Andie] Holy shit!
[can pops]
Hey, can I try some of that?
[spits]
This ain't cough syrup.
Come on. Seriously?
All right.
[Andie grunts]
No, that's way too, you got way too much there.
[Andie] Oh, I got it.
I'm fine.
Hmm.
Tastes kinda like cigarettes.
That's a big shock.
[Andie] You see?
I am adapting.
[Erwin] Yes, you are.
I'm a regular badass, driving the muthaflippin' line.
[chuckles]
Oh. [retches]
- [Andie groans] - [laughing]
[fly buzzing]
[thwacks]
[Andie] I think you were right
about those unfortunately-named bugs.
- [Erwin] Oh, chiggers. - Yeah, those.
[Andie] Love note?
Do you write her all soldier-like?
"My dearest Tilly...
hope grows ever weary as the chigger enemy looms nearer."
No, seriously. What do you write to her about?
I just write.
I'm, you know, writing down about you.
What a pain in the butt you are.
[lively music]
[metal clanks]
[indistinct chatter]
[whirring]
[splashing]
[Andie yelps]
[lively music]
[lively music intensifies]
Fuck, yeah!
[Richie in French] Je coupe.
Fromage.
Avec le couteau.
- Le fromage. - [Andie] Hey.
- Avec lec... - Hey.
- Holy shit. Look at there. - Hey.
Come on. Will you cut the shit and get outta here already?
You're annoying us.
[Andie] What?
[chuckles] I'm just playing.
- [Andie] Ha-ha-ha. - [both men laugh]
[Richie] What's going on?
- Can I talk to you for a sec? - [Stuntman] Okay, give me that.
Yeah.
Um...
[scoffs]
You move fast.
Can you trade that for an iPhone?
Who's the guy?
Some asshole.
Can you?
Whatever happened to...
Little Miss "I'm enjoying being unplugged from the world"?
You know, you could probably get
a couple head a cattle with this thing?
Well then, keep the difference, okay? I don't care.
Come on.
Please.
Yeah. All right.
Fine.
You got it, Tater Tot.
Past the nickname.
[in French] C'est ma plaisir.
[Andie] C'est mon plaisir.
- C'est mon plaisir. - [Andie] C'est mon plaisir.
See more brassiere.
[chuckles]
[calm music]
- [birds chirping] - [Little Bastard barking]
[wolf howling]
[groans]
[urine trickling]
[sighs]
[engine revving]
[clangs]
[somber music]
[Little Bastard panting]
[blows air]
[sighs deeply]
[wind whooshing]
[creaks]
Hey!
Where were you today?
Driving the line.
Where's Little Bastard?
He was with me. He's okay.
[bottles clinking]
You know, I still can't find that can of beans.
[utensils clinking]
I'm hungry for Angel Food Cake.
Why didn't you guys ever have a kid?
Too many miscarriages.
[Erwin] First one was on '85, and two after that.
In '87, and '90.
And...
and she said she was done.
I said...
"Okay.
We're done."
[sighs]
The last one was named "Violet."
[gasps]
[sighs]
[gulps]
Erwin.
Hey, Erwin.
[Andie] Come on. Erwin. I'm serious.
[thud]
[Erwin] Why don't you go to hell?
You spoiled child.
Your parents gave you everything you want for nothing...
and you spit it back in their face.
Your Aunt Tilly...
will be disappointed in you.
[inhales deeply]
[sighs]
I'm tired.
[somber music]
[crickets chirping]
[Erwin grunting]
[groans]
Oh.
[groans]
[Erwin] Richie, knock it off! I need help, I need it now!
[indistinct chatter]
[indistinct chatter continues]
[Andie] What's happening?
[Richie] Happy birthday, America.
Tilly wants a picture of the place all dolled up.
She loves holidays.
Like Arbor Day.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Actual fun.
[lively music playing on radio]
[indistinct chatter]
[lively banjo music playing]
[Andie] It feels like a snake.
It moves. Can you do that?
See how gross that is.
[sizzles]
Nothing, anyone. Nothing.
[fizzles]
[lively banjo music playing]
[imitates cat meowing]
What's that?
[lively banjo music playing]
[baby wails]
[tense music]
[clicks tongue]
[wind howls]
[sparkler hissing]
[foreboding music]
[groans]
[sighs]
[clanks]
[groans]
[crickets chirping]
[car engine revving]
[brakes squeaking]
[car door slams]
[retches, coughs]
[Erwin retching]
[birds chirping]
[sighs]
[door creaks]
[birds chirping]
[Erwin groaning]
[Erwin] Oh, god.
[groaning]
["Blink" by Colin Browen playing]
♪ And the way that it goes by In the blink of an eye ♪
♪ Ashes to ashes ♪
- [bowling pins clanking] - [groans]
This place is really hoppin'.
[Richie] Yeah, well, just wait 'til the cowgirls come out.
- Want a beer? - [Andie] Mm.
- I'm good, thanks. - [Richie] You sure?
Mix it with some fried chicken, you get like, uh...
- fully balanced diet. - Hmm, yum.
Or, get some top-shelf if you prefer.
[Richie] No pressure.
I'm actually curbing my ethanol intake.
[snickers]
Let me ask you something.
Stuntman says, uh, you're a dropout.
Super smart, but...
kinda dumb.
You shouldn't have quit.
Foxy-ass brain like that needs a home.
Thanks for the tip, college boy.
Shit. I'm... I'm just saying that...
I'm not one that starts shit that I know I can't finish.
Ms. Tilly used to tell me all the time,
"Go to school. Get a degree."
But...
Shit. I made so much more bank working in the fields
than I ever would have finishing college
and getting some entry level job.
I mean, driving big rigs everywhere, and...
slick oil, that's...
That's the type of shit college can't touch.
[Richie] Of course, you know, Erwin,
he's all about ranch life.
College is for pussies. [snickers]
You know, my family is so weird.
[chuckles]
Erwin writes her letters.
You know, like one a day.
He'll never go visit her, though.
[Richie] Yeah, but that's, that's...
That's Tilly.
That's up to her. She's the boss.
She wears the pants. [chuckles]
I remember one time, I was playing
with my rocket ship out in the field.
You know, just doing donuts for fun.
And she walks out there, she saw me ruining the grass.
And she nearly flipped her shit.
[Richie] She laid into me so hard,
screaming and cussing.
[Richie snickers]
The very next morning, I pulled up into her driveway,
she hops into my passenger seat and says...
"Can you show me how to do a donut?"
[both chuckle]
You know what?
Fuck it.
[Richie laughs]
You just crossed the fucking line.
[both moaning, panting]
[Andie moans]
[breathes heavily]
[Andie groans]
- Oh, fuck. - What?
[Richie] Shit. What is it? What? What? Oh, fuck.
[Andie vomits]
[retches]
[Andie coughs]
[vomiting]
Are you all right?
[Andie coughing]
You're gonna feel a whole lot better
in just a couple of minutes.
[coughing] Oh, fuck.
[car engine revs]
[somber music]
[Andie] Oh, god.
Erwin.
[Erwin groans]
[Erwin sighs]
[Andie] You know, your drinking gives me hangovers.
Come on.
Up.
- [Erwin groans] - [Andie] Come on.
- [bottle clinks] - [Andie] Oh.
[clatters]
[Erwin groans]
[Andie sighs]
[Andie] You need to go.
[somber music]
[car engine starts]
[car engine revs]
[sighs] Okay.
[gulping]
[belches]
[sighs]
[bird cawing]
[brakes screech]
[keys jangle]
[sighs heavily]
[tense music]
[bottle cap pops]
[clinks]
[coughs, pants]
[groans]
[tense music]
[spits]
[bottle thuds]
[sobs]
[wind chime clinking]
[suspenseful music]
[car whooshes]
[foreboding music]
Hey!
What's going on?
Ain't no fire.
Start the fire.
[Richie] Okay, chill, boss. I got it.
- I'll start it. I'll start it. - [Andie] Erwin.
Good evening, Tater Tot.
- [Erwin grunts] - Hey, why don't you let me--
- I need to start a fire, boy. - Hey, come on, man.
Hey, why don't you take a break from fucking my niece?
Hey!
[Andie] Hey.
Why don't you go home, okay?
- I got this. - [clattering]
- You all right? - Yeah.
All right, fine.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Light her up.
Where's Tilly?
Light her up.
[clattering]
- [rasps] - [door opens]
[crickets chirping]
[door opens]
Why haven't you sent these to her?
- [Erwin] Where did you get that? - Why haven't you sent these?
- Put those back. Put those back. - [Andie] Where is she, Erwin?
- Why haven't you sent these? - Put those back where they were.
- Why are you lying? - Put it back!
[panting]
[somber music]
How long?
Eighty-seven days.
Where?
[somber music]
[flames roaring]
[gasps]
[somber music]
[flame roars, crackles]
[Erwin] Out here, she can breathe.
[Andie] Who else knows?
Me.
God.
Maybe.
Folks around town...
send notes. Just scribbles, you know.
"Sorry about your cancer."
Stuff like that.
Got a note like that from your ma.
[Andie] Erwin, you need to tell somebody.
[sighs]
I need beer.
[in soft voice] Real bad.
[Erwin] Can I get a moment with my wife?
[Andie] Yeah.
[somber music]
[somber music continues]
[brakes squeaking]
[indistinct chatter]
[upbeat music playing]
[upbeat music continues playing]
[door beeps]
[keys jangle]
[thunder rumbling]
[gloomy music]
[doorknob clicks]
[door closes]
He gave me this ring.
[gasps]
[Andie] It was perfect.
[Andie snickers]
Then a month later,
I found him chin deep with my best friend.
[Andie] I just couldn't.
I downed a bottle of pills.
I, um... [gulps]
I counted them out, and...
found out how many would take for me to never wake up.
I doubled that.
But, um...
I'm spare change compared to your shit.
[snickers]
- [coughs] - [gulping]
[gags, coughs]
[chuckles]
[gloomy music]
[gloomy music continues]
[water sloshing]
[sighs]
[gulping]
[continues gulping]
[pants]
[sighs heavily]
[dishes clanks, clatters]
[foreboding music]
[sirens wailing]
[blows air]
[indistinct PA announcement]
What? What's that?
Tater, what are you doing?
- [Andie] Jell-O. - [Erwin] No.
Thank you, no.
[Erwin groans]
[Erwin] We were a couple of jackwagons last night.
Hardcore jackwagons?
[Erwin] Uh-huh.
[Erwin chuckles]
I'm glad you're okay.
- Come on. - [Erwin] No, no.
- Okay. Come on. - [Erwin] I don't want it.
Come on!
[Erwin] Tater, I don't want that.
[in childish voice] Eat me.
- [Erwin] Tater, stop that. - [Andie] Eat me.
- No, come on. - [Erwin] And I don't want it.
[Andie] The nurse said you have to eat it.
[Erwin] I ain't hungry, though.
- [doctor] Erwin? - Hey, Doc, how you doing?
[doctor] Good. Welcome back.
- What's going on? - [Erwin] Well...
- Uh, same old, same old. - [nurse] So you regulate here.
[doctor] Here's your pain control.
[engine revving]
[tranquil music]
You still got that ring?
Well, Richie's pawning it.
Blood money.
What?
That ring.
It's gonna haunt you.
You should chuck it.
[chuckles]
You're crazy.
[sighs]
You like him? You like that boy Richie?
Future hardcore cringe.
I don't know.
The next ten are probably all rebounds.
You should chuck that ring.
You tell.
I'll chuck.
["Heaven" by Joe West playing]
[Andie snickers]
♪ There's no going back now ♪
♪ There's no going home ♪
♪ But now that you're stranded ♪
[Richie] Hola, chica.
Where's the ogre?
He's around.
♪ And how you missed Your friends ♪
♪ But I tell you, my comrade ♪
You know, I almost put cow shit in there.
[snickers]
Imagine, you open it up...
cow shit falls out. [chuckles]
Thanks.
♪ Everything will be forgiven ♪
♪ And everyone will be there ♪
[speaking French]
♪ You may find Yourself feeling ♪
[speaking French]
Can you tell me what that one means?
You'll have to go to France to figure it out.
Guess I'll have to do that.
♪ And your friends Are so successful ♪
[Richie] Au revoir, mademoiselle.
♪ You're bitter And you're blue ♪
♪ But Jesus and his angels ♪
[car engine starts]
♪ Are rooting for you ♪
[tires screech]
♪ Haloes in our hair ♪
[clicks]
[wind howling]
[inhales deeply, grunts]
[panting]
[wind whooshing]
That was easy.
[both chuckle]
[Andie] Come on.
You're up.
[car door closes]
[light music]
[rasping]
[sniffles]
[Andie] Erwin, are you ready?
[inhales deeply]
[Andie wolf-whistles]
Here.
It's Vera Wang. Sexy, right?
Hey, no.
Not even one.
- [thuds] - Come on.
Today, we get 100 percent Erwin.
- Are you ready? - [scoffs]
[sighs]
[Erwin] You remember your Uncle Carl?
[Andie] Kinda.
[Erwin] Well, he's a hardcore jackwagon.
[car engine revs]
[Erwin] I ain't been here in a while.
[car engine idling]
[car door slams]
[leaves rustle]
[indistinct chatter]
[door closes]
[leaves rustling]
[rapid approaching footsteps]
[Erwin sighs]
- [keys jangle] - [car engine starts]
What's wrong?
- [keys jangle] - [car engine stops]
[sighs]
Squeeze that seat forward.
[Andie] Wait. What? What are you doing?
- You sneaky bastard. - No. Give me that.
- [Andie] No! - Give me that!
- No. - [Erwin] Tater Tot!
[Andie] No. Stop!
- [Andie] Stop! - Give it!
- Stop! Drop it! - I can't do it!
Coward.
[in soft voice] You're a coward.
Stop. No.
- Give it to me! - [Andie] No!
You... Stop!
- Give it to me. - I will run
- down the streets... - Give it to me!
- Stop it, woman! - ...screaming like a banshee!
- Go back inside. - [Erwin] All right!
- Go back inside. Go back inside! - All right. All right!
- Go! - All right! All right!
All right.
[car door creaks]
[light music]
[light music continues]
[wind howling]
[birds chirping]
[metal clinking]
- [rattlesnake rattles] - [metal clanks]
[rattlesnake rattling]
[rattling intensifies]
[rattling stops]
[tranquil music]
[tranquil music continues]
[phone ringing]
[Andie] Mom?
[sniffles] Yeah.
[tranquil music]
[sobs]
[sniffles]
[sobbing]
[sniffles]
[pants]
[tranquil music]
[sighs]
[calm music]
[engine starts, whirs]
Oh, my god!
[whooshes]
[calm music]
[calm music continues]
["Alive" by Armand Margjeka playing]
♪ Ooh, the tones That keep your heart alive ♪
♪ They call ♪
♪ They call but no one answers ♪
Hey.
Text me.
[smooches]
[Andie] Bye, house!
♪ We are alive ♪
♪ We just survived it ♪
♪ Ooh, our love Is better than before ♪
♪ Come take my hand Don't ever let it go ♪
♪ Don't ever let it go ♪
Oh, um.
[sighs]
Here.
[Erwin] I don't want that.
Seriously. Please take it. [chuckles]
[Andie] You know, just...
Call me from a hilltop sometime.
[in soft voice] [Andie] Thank you.
[whimpers]
[sobs] Thank you.
[somber music]
[indistinct PA announcement]
[aircraft engine whirs]
[calm music]
[aircraft engine droning]
[sniffles]
[metal clanking]
Hey.
[sighs]
[smooches]
Go on, get.
Get. Go on, get.
[sighs]
[sizzles]
[flame crackles]
["Fare Thee Well" playing]
♪ If I had wings ♪
♪ Like Noah's dove ♪
♪ I'd fly the river ♪
♪ To the one that I love ♪
♪ Fare thee well ♪
♪ My honey ♪
♪ Fare thee well ♪
♪ I had a man ♪
♪ Who was long and tall ♪
♪ He moved his body ♪
♪ Like a cannonball ♪
♪ Fare thee well ♪
♪ My honey ♪
♪ Fare thee well ♪
["Ain't That How It Goes" by The David Motel playing]
♪ Well, I was kicking my feet On a downtown street ♪
♪ I've never been down before ♪
♪ When I saw a pretty thing Coming up my way ♪
♪ On the opposite side Of the road ♪
♪ I said, Honey, oh, honey Where have you been ♪
♪ I've been waiting So damn long ♪
♪ She said, I'm sorry So sorry ♪
♪ But you shouldn't Even bother ♪
♪ I'll be married this time Next month ♪
♪ Well, ain't that How it goes... ♪
[Andie] Put the cheese on the bread.
[Erwin] Put the bread in the skillet.
[Andie]Grilled cheese sandwich.
[Erwin] Say it again.
Say it again.
- Put the cheese on the bread. - Put the cheese on the bread.
[Andie] Put the bread in the skillet.
[Erwin] Say the last... say the last part.
[both laughing]
- [Erwin] Say it. - [Andie] No.
[Erwin] Say it with me.
[both]Grilled cheese sandwich.
[Erwin chuckling]
[Erwin] That was beautiful.